Asheville Citizen-Times
"If I could just lose about 150 pounds, get a haircut and get my googly eye fixed, I’d look perfect [on TV]," says
John Boyle (left), who has been talking a lot about the Taylor-Shuler congressional race. "Not that any of this stopped me from big-timing everybody -- telling them to talk to my agent, make an appointment with my manager, ordering imaginary interns to get me coffee."
