Dear Readers:
A bawdy bumper sticker proclaims that “Journalists Do It Daily.” But diurnal routines alone do not good lovers make. Which leads Dr. Ink to pose this question: Which kinds of journalists make the best lovers? (No, not Italian journalists, thank you.)
Doc will get the ball rolling with these speculations:
1. Television news anchors
Benefits: Likely to be physically attractive and well-paid. Good hair, if you don’t mind the lacquer residue. Good breath control. Breezy banter.
Risks: Very self-involved. In the end, it’s all about them.
2. Investigative reporters
Benefits: Like to work in depth. Great curiosity. Can sustain an effort.
Risks: Long periods of inactivity. Trouble finishing. Too eager for prizes.
3. Photojournalists
Benefits: Adventurous. Will assume any position to get the job done. Into visual stimulation. Heavy lifting no problem.
Risks: Too dependent upon technology. May want to go digital. May not work without written request for specific services.
4. Beat Reporters
Benefits: Staying power. Focused on getting the job done every day.
Risks: Burn-out. Conventional and predictable approaches. Paranoid about getting beaten.
5. Designers
Benefits: Highly creative. Enjoy teamwork. Can play for either team. Good color sense. Nice lingerie.
Risks: Can be flaky. Prefer style over substance.
6. Copy Editors
Benefits: Regular schedules. Not afraid to work hard well into the night. Uninhibited on the rim or in the slot. Happy to read behind you.
Risks: Will point out flaws in your technique, even the little ones. Obsessed with length.
7. Writing Coaches
Benefits: Generous. Attentive. Passionate. Share tools and tricks.
Risks: Never want to take control.
8. Online Columnists
Benefits: Freaky. Uninhibited. Into surprise and disguise.
Risks: Often rushed and reckless. Either finishes too soon or goes on and on.
[Tell us from your experience: Which journalists make the best lovers?]
